A leading expert in the field of Internet Search Engine Optimisation yesterday took the surprise step of assembling the massed ranks of the trade technology press to enable him to make a statement at a recent Internet-based conference in Gothenberg, Sweden.
LEADING mad scientist Dr. Destruction told reporters that people were, to him “like tiny little ants” and that he would “crush them”.
Dame Vera Lynn, the legendary wartime singer, has become the oldest living artist to enter the UK album chart, with her eagerly anticipated R&B/Hip-Hop mash-up mix We’ll Bitch Again.
Hundreds of thousands of workers across the country are thought to have celebrated the Bank Holiday Weekend by staying in, turning the lights off and getting their heads down early to enjoy a really good night’s sleep.
Just a week after the England cricket team held off Australia to valiantly clinch this summer’s closely-fought Ashes series 2-1, the nation has once more resumed a state of blind apathy when it comes to the fortunes of its national cricket team, it was reported today.
In a move which has surprised some in the music industry, it has been announced that Liam Gallagher will be joining The Proclaimers.
In a stirring show of solidarity not seen since the cancellation of BBC1′s Eldorado in 1993, the nation’s unemployed and unemployable took to the streets of London today to protest against this week’s decision to axe Channel 4 summer schedule mainstay Big Brother.
The announcement of yet another overly-sarcastic, satirical news blog was made today, and subsequently completely ignored by the thronging masses on the World Wide Web.