Prime Minister David Cameron has caused further controversy after defending his comments relating to Pakistan’s record on tackling terrorism and calling the Pakistan President and his fellow countrymen “a complete pack of b*stards.”
At a press conference with Indian counterpart Manmohan Singh, he said no-one was in “any doubt” that everyone in Pakistan had “sh*t for brains” and that “they wouldn’t know how to tackle terrorism if they had an anti-terrorism guidebook, some easy-to-tackle terrorists and an ACME how-to-tackle-a-terrorist-kit.
The Home Secretary has said that strong, brutal torture techniques must be used to make anti-social behaviour “something to stand up to”.
Speaking at the Coin Street Neighbourhood Centre in Southwark, Theresa May MP said: “I believe it is time for us to stop tolerating anti-social behaviour, and the best way to achieve this is to clamp down on the worst offenders by torturing them until they scream for mercy.”
Jul 29 2010 | Posted in
Politics |
Read More »
Lord Coe has marked two years to the start of the London Olympics by asking the nation to chip in to a whip-round.
“There are two years to go until the Games begin and to celebrate, we’re going to be passing round a big hat,” he said. “It’ll most likely be a fedora, or possibly a trilby, and will have one of those big, ugly London 2012 logos on it, in a variety of garish colours.
Jul 28 2010 | Posted in
News,
Sport |
Read More »
Kerry Katona and her ex-husband Brian McFadden have apparently ended their….oh, honestly. WHO CARES?
Yes, Kerry Katona was just about tolerable when she was in Atomic Kitten, but since then, if she’s not hawking frozen food on national TV, she’s giving teary exclusives to the tabloids, desperately trying to convince us all that she’s a sad, tragic case worthy of our sympathy, and not some sort of self-obsessed maniac. KERRY, NOBODY GIVES ONE. Deal with it.
Jul 27 2010 | Posted in
News |
Read More »
Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has reiterated his total commitment to the coalition government, and insisted that he and the Conservatives hold exactly the same beliefs on all issues.
The statement follows yesterday’s Prime Minister’s Questions, in which Mr Clegg appeared to criticise Labour for waging an “illegal” war in Iraq, although Foreign Secretary William Hague was quick to clear up the confusion.
Jul 22 2010 | Posted in
Politics |
Read More »
Former Prime Minister Gordon Brown has been arrested after being caught hanging around outside Downing Street with a pair of binoculars, police have confirmed.
Mr Brown, 59, resigned as Prime Minister earlier this year, following a General Election which saw a coalition government formed between the Conservatives and Liberal Democrats, and is believed to have been trying to get a look inside number 10.
Jul 21 2010 | Posted in
News,
Politics |
Read More »
David Cameron’s first official visit to the United States since coming to office will kick off with President Obama declaring how much he enjoyed the Prime Minister’s performance in Notting Hill, it has been announced.
Cameron and Obama, who were said to have enjoyed ‘excellent’ discussions in Toronto in June, will meet in Washington tomorrow, with Notting Hill and Four Weddings and a Funeral likely to be a chief topic of discussion.
Britain was last night thought to be 0.00000143% less sexy and exciting after it was announced that the Government had revoked the British passport of Russian spy Anna Chapman.
Chapman, 28, who was married to a British man and lived in London for several years, was recently expelled from the US in the biggest spy swap since the Cold War.
Jul 14 2010 | Posted in
News |
Read More »
