Welcome to the final part of The Oracle Speaks‘ 2010 Review, in which we’ve been looking back at 12 months of entirely fabricated news stories, as a thinly veiled excuse for us not to create any original content. We’re dedicating most of this week to drinking heavily and shoving vol-au-vents down our throats instead. Enjoy! [...]
Welcome to the third part of The Oracle Speaks‘ 2010 Review, in which we look back at 12 months of entirely fabricated news stories, as a thinly veiled excuse for us not to create any original content. We’re dedicating most of this week to drinking heavily and shoving vol-au-vents down our throats instead. Enjoy! JULY [...]
British commuters have been subjected to even more travel chaos this afternoon, after it was confirmed that a group of railway workers tried re-enacting a routine from cirque du soleil on the tracks half way between Stevenage and Peterbough. “I couldn’t believe it,” said one passenger. “We’ve had enough trouble recently with all the adverse [...]
American rockers Kings of Leon have spent the afternoon serenading firefighters as they struggled to put out a tour bus fire that has put the band’s gig at the O2 in doubt this evening. Reports indicate that the band, from Tennessee, America, stood in freezing conditions outside the O2 singing: “Wooooooooah! Our bus is on [...]
Supreme omnipresent creator of the Universe, God, is being chased by the Child Support Agency (CSA) for non-payment of child maintenance dating back more than 2,000 years, it has been revealed. Authorities have alleged that God has deliberately avoided paying any maintenance towards the upkeep of his son, Jesus of Nazareth, and that he had [...]
Welcome to the second part of The Oracle Speaks‘ 2010 Review, in which we look back at 12 months of entirely fabricated news stories, as a thinly veiled excuse for us not to create any original content. We’re dedicating most of this week to drinking heavily and shoving vol-au-vents down our throats instead. Enjoy! APRIL [...]
Last night’s BBC Sports Personality of the Year awards ceremony has reaffirmed Britain’s standing as the pre-eminent nation for sitting on horses and standing around in pubs, according to leading pundits. Jockey Tony McCoy won the award in a landslide after polling 41% of the votes, nearly 30% more than Phil ‘the Power’ Taylor, the [...]
Welcome to the first part of The Oracle Speaks‘ 2010 Review, in which we look back at 12 months of entirely fabricated news stories, as a thinly veiled excuse for us not to create any original content. We’re dedicating most of this week to drinkingheavily and shoving vol-au-vents down our throats instead. Enjoy! JANUARY Britain [...]