British holidaymakers have branded Egyptian protestors ‘selfish’ after spending the entire week asking them all to ‘keep it down’, according to reports. It is thought that tens of thousands of people will gather today in Tahrir Square, with millions taking to the streets in other locations, seemingly with little or no consideration for holidaymakers, as [...]
The Oracle Speaks Presents HOW TO DO EVERYTHING 12. How to prevent your phone from being hacked Instead of using a standard, easily hackable phone, why not conduct all of your important business calls by using two plastic cups held together by string? During each of your telephone conversations, be careful to ask, “Is somebody [...]
Each week, The Oracle Speaks receives thousands of e-mails from readers looking for an answer to their deepest, darkest, stomach-wrenching problems. Rather than go to the expense and effort of hiring a real-life agony aunt, who actually knows what she’s talking about, we’ve decided to throw these problems open to everyday members of the public [...]
Celebrity telephone conversations are actually no more exciting than the tedious, droning exchanges shared by normal, everyday people, The News of the World has revealed. The newspaper, which is to be the subject of a renewed Scotland Yard enquiry into phone tapping, has hit the headlines after a series of public figures, including Leslie Ash, [...]
The Government is completely, utterly pissed all of the time, an MP has revealed. Labour former minister Tom Watson (West Bromwich East) confirmed that the coalition government has been sitting on a wine cellar worth tens of thousands of pounds, and that it was starting to get in the way of them running the country. [...]
Embattled broadcaster Sky last night faced a new wave of hostility after vowing to replace sacked football pundit Andy Gray with ‘a really fit girl, with massive norks.’ Sky’s move is an apparent attempt to demonstrate that there is no culture of sexism in the organisation after the mainstays of it’s football coverage, Andy Gray [...]
Opinion from The Oracle Speaks By James Thorpe As an Aston Villa season ticket holder, Saturday’s 1-0 victory over 2nd placed (at the time) Manchester City seems like a turning point after seeing some poor performances and even poorer results this season. But it’s also one that left me seething with indignation. Why, you might [...]
By Marilyn Mead A Concerned Citizen from New York City I’ve had much to be concerned about in 2011: not least of which have been the number of animal carcasses raining down on multiple continents, washing up in states I didn’t even know had coastlines. And yet, with all the knowledge, funding, and state of [...]