The Oracle Speaks Presents HOW TO DO EVERYTHING 38. How to get an iPhone 5 on launch day Travel back in time to the start of this week when rumours of the iPhone 5′s imminent launch began to spread and camp outside your nearest Apple store then in a bid to beat the queues that [...]
Prosecutors in the court case against Michael Jackson’s doctor have claimed that the megastar singer had been ‘hit’ and ‘struck’ by what they referred to as a ‘smooth criminal’, a source inside the courtroom has revealed. The trial of Dr Conrad Murray for involuntary manslaughter began in Los Angeles on Tuesday, with a witness inside [...]
Manchester City striker Carlos Tevez has been sent to bed without any dinner after acting up in public last night, the club has confirmed. Tevez allegedly refused to come on as a second-half substitute in City’s 2-0 Champions League defeat at Bayern Munich, by stamping his foot and repeatedly saying “No!” to his manager, Roberto [...]
Opinion from The Oracle Speaks By Jon Brigden Let’s be honest about this; there are many evils in this world. Murderers, rapists, and the collected works of the Lighthouse Family all feature heavily in this list, and rightly so – but should we be giving serious consideration to adding eight year-old boys fighting to that [...]
Labour leader Ed Miliband will mark his first year in the job by reminding party members who he is and what it is that he does at the party’s annual conference tomorrow in Liverpool. A year ago, Ed Miliband beat his brother in a leadership contest to seize the Labour leadership, although he has been [...]
Music fans around the world have looked at each other, shrugged and insisted that they thought R.E.M. split up more than eight years ago, after the band posted a statement on their website announcing their decision to go their separate ways. The statement came as a shock to music lovers everywhere, not least because almost [...]
The Oracle Speaks Presents HOW TO DO EVERYTHING 37. How to evict travellers from your land Hire Davina McCall to stand outside the travellers’ houses, while telling them that they are live on Channel 4 and asking them not to swear. Send them a nice, handwritten note, on some expensive headed paper, asking them politely [...]
by Adam Brigden Officials at Conservative Central office were last night scrambling to avoid a PR disaster after Prime Minister David Cameron insisted that he had been with ‘loads more birds’ than Italian premier Silvio Berlusconi. The PM’s statement follows claims by Italian newspapers of Berlusconi boasting that 11 women were queuing up outside his [...]