Contact details and a MASSIVE disclaimer

Hello there.

The Oracle Speaks is yet another overly-sarcastic, satirical news blog. The views represented on this site are, let’s face it, not to be taken very seriously.

However, if taking things seriously is your thing, then it’s probably worth pointing out that these views almost certainly aren’t shared by the poor souls who actually employ the blog’s writers in the real world.

Did you know, by the way, that nothing said in this blog is even remotely true, and that none of the quotes used here by persons either real or imagined, were ever said by anyone, ever? You didn’t?

Well, that bit IS true. In fact, the only thing on this entire site that shouldn’t be taken with a pinch of industrial-sized salt is this disclaimer. Got it?

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