Voters are totally down with the Conservative Party’s evil, oppressive reign of terror thing, according to a new poll which suggests that the Tories have opened up a five-point lead over Labour. The YouGov survey for The Sunday Times published yesterday put the Tories on 41% compared with 36% for Labour. All this despite the [...]
A Labour MP who quit his party post after lampooning Scottish First Minister Alex Salmond in an online parody of the Nazi film Downfall has had a Downfall parody video made about him, it has been revealed. Tom Harris posted a clip of the German-language film on YouTube, altering the subtitles to mock Mr Salmond, [...]
In his first major speech of the year, Labour leader Ed Miliband has droned on and on for a seemingly interminable period of time, without saying anything of consequence at all, it has been revealed. Witnesses claimed that Mr Miliband, who had been expected to use the speech take on his critics and set out [...]
David Cameron has defended his decision to imprison Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg in a secret underground dungeon after the Liberal Democrat leader was notable by his absence from the House of Commons yesterday. The PM was forced to make a statement to the House when it became clear that his deputy was not, in [...]
Chancellor George Osborne has warned that Britain’s economic woes look set to drag on longer than an extended episode of Strictly Come Dancing. In his autumnal budget statement, Mr Osborne admitted that official growth forecasts for the economy had been slashed, and used the Saturday night prime time dancing show as a prime example of [...]
DJ and radio personality Neil ‘Dr’ Fox has been forced to deny allegations concerning unauthorised access to sensitive security information, after a misunderstanding in some sections of the media caused journalists to confuse him with Defence Secretary Dr Liam Fox. Mr Fox, 52, adopted the nickname ‘Dr Fox’ during his early career as a disc [...]
Prime Minister David Cameron has apologised to a bunch of totty with tiny lady brains for sounding sexist in the House of Commons, after a poll suggested that the government is struggling to appeal to women. The PM told The Sunday Times he was sorry for remarks made to Angela Eagle and Nadine Dorries, and [...]
Labour leader Ed Miliband will mark his first year in the job by reminding party members who he is and what it is that he does at the party’s annual conference tomorrow in Liverpool. A year ago, Ed Miliband beat his brother in a leadership contest to seize the Labour leadership, although he has been [...]