Write for us!

Fancy yourself as a wordsmith, and a satirist?  Sick of getting withering looks from your friends and colleagues as you hold your sides, after delivering another unappreciated zinger?

Look no further!

If you’d like to write some hilarious news or comment, or even if you have a good idea for a feature, The Oracle Speaks would like to hear from you.

Contact us by either a.) Standing up and shouting very loudly until we hear you, or b.) Sending your details to the address below.

E-mail: contact@theoraclespeaks.net