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Spain criticised for ‘boring’ trophy-lifting technique »

Spain’s newly crowned footballers have woken up to fierce criticism over their ‘boring’ trophy-lifting technique, it has been revealed. The Spanish squad, crowned European Champions after last night’s emphatic 4-0…

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July temperatures set to soar into double figures, promise forecasters »

Rain - slightly warmer than usual

Temperatures in the UK are set to soar into double figures in time for the end of July, with the…

Jul 18 2012 / No Comment / Read More »

How to do Everything: How to ensure that the London Olympics are secure »

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The Oracle Speaks Presents HOW TO DO EVERYTHING 57. How to ensure that the London Olympics are secure Put a…

Jul 17 2012 / 1 Comment / Read More »

Choc ices outraged after comparison with Ashley Cole »

Outraged

Choc ices everywhere have revealed their outrage after comments made on social networking site Twitter over the weekend drew comparisons…

Jul 16 2012 / No Comment / Read More »
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Zuckerberg marries after sending girlfriend 46 million ‘pokes’ »

How to woo your intended

Facebook’s co-founder Mark Zuckerberg has married his girlfriend Priscilla Chan, after sending her more than 46 million ‘pokes’ through the social networking site. 28 year-old Zuckerberg announced the wedding through a status update on Facebook and told how he had used his own creation to…

May 20 2012 / No Comment / Read More »

One World Trade Centre becomes New York’s tallest terrorist target »

The new leading target for terrorists everywhere

Extreme political groups around the world have been celebrating the news that New York City has a brand new leading terrorist target after One World Trade Centre took over the mantle yesterday. The structure, which is now 1,271ft (387m) tall, now rises above the top…

May 1 2012 / No Comment / Read More »
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The Oracle Rants: Are vampires good or evil?

  By James Thorpe In an age where the young adults of the nation live with the constant anxiety of financial uncertainty and environmental issues, it’s nonetheless becoming increasingly clear that there’s a surprising issue which…

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A Concerned Citizen: Really Reality TV? Really?

By Marilyn Mead A Concerned Citizen from New York City A peculiar sub-genre of reality TV has taken over American cable stations. I’d like to call it what it is, an exploitative and profoundly stupid celebration…

Aug 8 2011 / Read More »
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How to do Everything: How to ensure that the London Olympics are secure

The Oracle Speaks Presents HOW TO DO EVERYTHING 57. How to ensure that the London Olympics are secure Put a big sign up outside all Olympic venues saying: ‘No Terrorists!’. Cover the Olympic Stadium in barbed…

Jul 17 2012 / Read More »
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Problem Page: ‘Dear Oracle, do you know the way to San Jose?’

Each week, The Oracle Speaks receives thousands of e-mails from readers looking for an answer to their deepest, darkest, stomach-wrenching problems. Rather than go to the expense and effort of hiring a real-life agony aunt who…

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