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Wenger ‘seriously considering’ bid for Cliff Bastin »

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has admitted that he is ‘seriously considering’ making a posthumous bid for Gunners great Cliff Bastin, after another former player, Thierry Henry, scored on his return…

Jan 9 2012 / 3 Comments / Read More »
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Harry Redknapp denies two separate charges of looking like Bagpuss »

Redknapp: denies the charges

Tottenham Hotspur football manager Harry Redknapp has denied two separate counts of looking like 1970s TV favourite Bagpuss, a London…

Jan 23 2012 / 1 Comment / Read More »

Voters totally digging evil, oppressive Tory reign of terror, suggests poll »

Conservative HQ, last night

Voters are totally down with the Conservative Party’s evil, oppressive reign of terror thing, according to a new poll which…

Jan 22 2012 / No Comment / Read More »

Cruise ship captain also claims dog ate his homework »

Schettino: "It was like that when I found it"

The captain of the stricken cruise ship Costa Concordia has told investigators that the boat was ‘like that when I…

Jan 18 2012 / No Comment / Read More »
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Large Hadron Collider scientists admit to making it up as they go along »

Us neither

Scientists at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) in Switzerland who are attempting to find the elusive ‘God particle’ are making it up as they go along, and have no idea how any of the equipment works, it has emerged. Two independent teams of researchers working…

Dec 13 2011 / No Comment / Read More »

Scientists discover Earth’s nicer, less depressing twin »

Earth: a simpering imbecile with severe incontinence and a weird speech impediment

Scientists say they have found a planet which is almost exactly the same as Earth in every respect, except for the fact that it’s nicer and infinitely less depressing. The Earth-like planet, catchily titled Kepler-22b, was discovered circling a star 600 light years away, with some…

Dec 7 2011 / 1 Comment / Read More »
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Opinion from The Oracle Speaks By James Thorpe There are two reasons I decided to become a teacher. First and foremost, I was itching for the hollow sense of achievement that comes from making a series…

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A Concerned Citizen: Really Reality TV? Really?

By Marilyn Mead A Concerned Citizen from New York City A peculiar sub-genre of reality TV has taken over American cable stations. I’d like to call it what it is, an exploitative and profoundly stupid celebration…

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How to do Everything: How to cope without Wikipedia for a day

The Oracle Speaks Presents HOW TO DO EVERYTHING 47. How to cope without Wikipedia for a day Use your photographic memory to remember everything you’ve ever read on the subject you’d like to know more about.…

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Each week, The Oracle Speaks receives thousands of e-mails from readers looking for an answer to their deepest, darkest, stomach-wrenching problems. Rather than go to the expense and effort of hiring a real-life agony aunt who…

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